Future Brand Managers Have Field Day

Chicago Tribune has a sobering report on a party that got out of hand at The Field Museum. Turns out, the perps weren’t 8th graders from Cicero, they were students at Northwestern University’s Kellogg School of Management.

Kellogg spokeswoman Megan Washburn confirmed that…
“Students were vomiting on themselves and on the Field Museum floors.”
“Students were spitting at people.”
“Students passed out in high-traffic areas.”
Museum spokeswoman Nancy O’Shea said neither the museum nor any exhibits were damaged during the party.

To which an aspiring MBA and future titan of American business might say, “No harm, no foul.”



About David Burn

I wrote my first ad for a political candidate when I was 17 years old. She won her race and I felt the seductive power of advertising for the first time. Today—after working for seven agencies in five states—I am head of brand strategy and creative at Bonehook in Portland, Oregon.