Baio Is Back!

Set those DVRs: “Scott Baio is 45…and Single” premieres tomorrow (Sunday), at 10:30 ET on VH1.
Here’s an interview with his Chachiness:

Was it tough dredging up the past?
Scary, not tough. A lot of women wouldn’t talk to me. Some women I was afraid of because I wronged them and hell has no wrath like a woman scorned. In the later episodes, you’ll see me flinching a few times because I really thought some of these women were going to hit me.
In the first episode, your life coach, Doc Ali, tells you that she needs you to be celibate for 8 weeks. When’s the last time you were celibate for that long?
When I was 16-years-old. Before I lost my virginity.
The ultimate point of the show seems to be not just that you’re doing this for yourself, but for the sake of your relationship with your girlfriend, Renee.
I did it for that. I did it more for me. She was fine. She doesn’t have a problem. I mean, she has other problems, but not a commitment problem. The show’s about me!

C’mon. You know you wanna tune in. How bad could it be?



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Dan Goldgeier is a Seattle-based freelance copywriter with experience at advertising agencies across the U.S. He is a graduate of the Creative Circus ad school, and currently teaches at Seattle's School of Visual Concepts. Dan is also a columnist for and the author of View From The Cheap Seats and Killer Executions and Scrubbed Decks.