Ernie Schenck reports that recorded music from American pop diva, Christina Aguilera, is being used to torture al Qaeda big wig, Mohammed al Qahtani, into fessing up about 9-11, Osama bin Laden and anything else he knows about the terrorist organization.
He says if it was up to him, he’d make the suspected terrorists listen to Coldplay. Way to take the gloves off, Ernie.
seamus says
I almost joined Al Qaeda the 102nd time I heard “Clocks.”