“Steve Jobs” Is On The Blog

There are character blogs and then there are blogs written by characters who assume another’s identity. This type of blog has no known name and is rarely spotted. Yet, one has been located.
The contents of one post from earlier today is now before you:

HP wants to be cool like us
So they create a Web site where lame-ass losers do soccer tricks with their fingers and rolled-up paper balls. Riiiight. Great work there, Satjiv Chahil. And people still wonder why we fired you. HP’s snazzy new slogan is “The computer is personal again.” I guess because “Our buggy new operating system won’t be ready until late next year and we don’t have anything new to sell you” doesn’t have the same ring to it. Ha! Meow! Wait till you bitches see Leopard.

About David Burn

I wrote my first ad for a political candidate when I was 17 years old. She won her race and I felt the seductive power of advertising for the first time. Today—after working for seven agencies in five states—I am now head of brand strategy and creative direction at Bonehook in Portland, Oregon.