Nuts. In More Ways Than One.

And then there’s the one with the idiot Miss Teen South Carolina.
I would love to have been a fly on the wall in the conference room where this idea was presented. It was probably more bizarre than I could imagine.



About Dan Goldgeier

Dan Goldgeier is a Seattle-based freelance copywriter with experience at advertising agencies across the U.S. He is a graduate of the Creative Circus ad school, and currently teaches at Seattle's School of Visual Concepts. Dan is also a columnist for and the author of View From The Cheap Seats and Killer Executions and Scrubbed Decks.