Hire Me Hire Me Hire Me

A man, who has chosen to remain annonymous, has created Hire Me Google, as a way to attract attention to his cause.

A lot of people want to work for Google. I’m one of them. In order to increase my chances of ever getting noticed (let alone hired) by them I have to stand out. This website is my attempt to do so.
I’ve wanted to work for Google for a long time but until now I’ve been busy with my studies. However, I’m now only one year away from completing my Master’s Degree in Computer Science at the Technical University of Munich. Upon my graduation I’ll be needing a job and for me this seems the perfect time for me to start working for Google.

Is Hire Me Goodby dot com, Hire Me Crispin dot com and Hire Me Wieden dot com next? Someone better jump on those domains. Quick. And if it works, we’ll be expecting our normal fee. Thank you.



About David Burn

I wrote my first ad for a political candidate when I was 17 years old. She won her race and I felt the seductive power of advertising for the first time. Today—after working for seven agencies in five states—I am head of brand strategy and creative at Bonehook in Portland, Oregon.