Every company must be guided by a mission statement. Ours is to be known worldwide for pimping our customers’ junk in the perfect attire for any occasion. -Richard T. Norcross, Durex Dickorations
Thanks to Adverblog and Hello Word for the, uh hum, pointers.
About David Burn
I wrote my first ad for a political candidate when I was 17 years old. She won her race and I felt the seductive power of advertising for the first time. Today—after working for seven agencies in five states—I am head of brand strategy and creative at Bonehook in Portland, Oregon.