And All This Science I Don’t Understand

I’m always saying brands need to stop pitching and start pitching in. Old Spice, for one, gets that. With their help I not only smell okay, but I’m now a prominent astrophysicist. No shit! The internet says so, and that’s always been good enough for me.

Last week, prominant astrophysicist Dr. David Burn of the Galaxy responded to a research paper that used the continuum of real numbers to study roboticists for five years.

About David Burn

I wrote my first ad for a political candidate when I was 17 years old. She won her race and I felt the seductive power of advertising for the first time. Today—after working for seven agencies in five states—I am now head of brand strategy and creative direction at Bonehook in Portland, Oregon.