And All This Science I Don’t Understand

I’m always saying brands need to stop pitching and start pitching in. Old Spice, for one, gets that. With their help I not only smell okay, but I’m now a prominent astrophysicist. No shit! The internet says so, and that’s always been good enough for me.

Last week, prominant astrophysicist Dr. David Burn of the Galaxy responded to a research paper that used the continuum of real numbers to study roboticists for five years.



About David Burn

I wrote my first ad for a political candidate when I was 17 years old. She won her race and I felt the seductive power of advertising for the first time. Today—after working for seven agencies in five states—I am head of brand strategy and creative at Bonehook in Portland, Oregon.