Is That A Cucumber In Donny Deutsch’s Pants Or Is He Just Happy To See Us?

Much as I hate to give Donny Deutsch and Donald Trump more publicity, last night’s episode of “The Apprentice” was the advertising agency episode, in which the two teams, Magna and Net Worth, produced spec commercials for Dove body wash. See the results here. One looks like a badly edited iMovie, and the other looks like a porno minus the “bow-chikka-bow-bow” music.
“They both sucked,” Deutsch tells Trump. And in an unprecedented move (apparently, since I truly don’t watch this crappy show), both teams got called into the boardroom for a talk with The Donald.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: These wanna-be “businesspeople” may not know anything about making ads or marketing Dove body wash, but that won’t stop them: They’re the ad industry’s future clients.



About Dan Goldgeier

Dan Goldgeier is a Seattle-based freelance copywriter with experience at advertising agencies across the U.S. He is a graduate of the Creative Circus ad school, and currently teaches at Seattle's School of Visual Concepts. Dan is also a columnist for and the author of View From The Cheap Seats and Killer Executions and Scrubbed Decks.