That’s What Makes America Such A Great Country…

…the freedom to make ads like this…

…without fear of being rounded up by the government for horrendous, horrendous taste.
(Thanks to The Consumerist)



About Dan Goldgeier

Dan Goldgeier is a Seattle-based freelance copywriter with experience at advertising agencies across the U.S. He is a graduate of the Creative Circus ad school, and currently teaches at Seattle's School of Visual Concepts. Dan is also a columnist for and the author of View From The Cheap Seats and Killer Executions and Scrubbed Decks.