Producers and Flash Programmers Wanted in Miami/Boulder

SXSW is sensory overload. I finally waded through my film, interactive and music schwag bags. Lots of junk, of course, with several good mags tossed in–HOW Design Annual, Paste, Paper, Relix, Utne Reader, etc.
In the interactive bag, I found three white pieces of paper stapled together. Simple black type on white pages. No design at all. All copy. Here’s some:

Not only can you interview while at SXSW for a shot at working in CP+B’s Interactive Department, but in this handy-dandy resignation toolkit, you’ll find a professionally crafted resignation letter. Pefectly worked to help you cut the ties to your current company. Simply look on the next couple pages, complete the checklist and you’ll soon be on the fast track to working with the innovative minds behind subservientchicken.com, comeclean.com, MINI’s roofstudio.com, vwfeatures.com, and BK’s Xbox games.

I don’t see the resignation letter in my packet. Maybe someone forgot to staple it. That can happen with a schwag bag.