Get This Man A Handler

Paul Hamm gets to keep his gold medal, an Olympic panel ruled today. But seeing Hamm speak on TV is a real buzz kill. Someone get this man a handler.
You don’t stand there in front of the world and say, “I knew it was mine all along. I’m glad the judges finally agreed. Now I can put this all behind me.” Dude.
Say, “I leave it all on the mat every single day and that’s the only thing I care about.” We’re talking Wheaties box here.
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About David Burn

I wrote my first ad for a political candidate when I was 17 years old. She won her race and I felt the seductive power of advertising for the first time. Today—after working for seven agencies in five states—I am now head of brand strategy and creative direction at Bonehook in Portland, Oregon.