Ad Chatter, Episode 8: Political Vulgarities, Pop Songs, Plus Oreos on Ice

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We kick off this new episode of Ad Chatter with a shout out to our friends at BlackLabelBacon.com who kindly provided me with a Breathable Bacon mask. The 2-ply cloth wraps my nose and mouth in a “blissful bacon barrier while keeping undesirable particles out and heavenly aromas in.”

Big John’s Vulgarities

“Are you shitting me?” There’s foul language and then there are decades of foul behavior and rancid policies. There’s also the flimsy idea that Texans like decorum and ladies who don’t curse. I can only imagine what Ann Richards would say.

A friend on my Facebook timeline said, “This is political misogyny 101. Try to make the female candidate look vulgar and crazy.” Thankfully, MJ Hegar has her own way of breaking through the noise.

Rakuten’s “Rocket Man”

As a lyrical line, “I shopped for jeans online last night” is less than the original.

But hey, we can pronounce the brand’s name. Sort of.

p.s. It’s lonely out in space.

The Global Oreo Vault for All Human Kind

Speaking of space, a large asteroid is headed toward Earth and some earthlings are losing their cookies over it. According to CNN, the celestial object known as 2018VP1 is projected to come close to Earth on November 2nd, one day before the national election. The atseroid was first identified at Palomar Observatory in California in 2018.

Oreo is one of the few corporations prepared for impact.

Be sure to catch Dan’s funny banter during this part of the show.

Thanks for tuning in.

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