After You Clean Your Gutters Don’t Forget To Zombie-Proof

You may have noticed the zombie craze sweeping the land. In response, Westlake Ace Hardware, a chain of 88 neighborhood hardware stores located in the Midwest, is preparing citizens of the Corn with its new Zombie Preparedness Center, a move that appears to have upset some of the undead.

The advocate group Zombies Unite is endeavoring to educate the populace, and I appreciate the following Q+A I found on their new site:

Q. Do Zombie’s have to dance whenever they hear Thriller?

A. Absolutely not.

The Zombie-friendly campaign is from Bozell.

By the way, Bozell was founded in Omaha in 1921 (in case you find yourself playing an advertising trivia game).

FacebookTwitterGoogle+PinterestLinkedInRedditStumbleUponEmailDiggShare
About David Burn

Native Nebraskan in the Pacific Northwest. Chief Storyteller at Bonehook, a guide service and bait shop for brands. Co-founder and editor of AdPulp. Contributor to The Content Strategist. Doer of the things written about herein.