After You Clean Your Gutters Don’t Forget To Zombie-Proof

You may have noticed the zombie craze sweeping the land. In response, Westlake Ace Hardware, a chain of 88 neighborhood hardware stores located in the Midwest, is preparing citizens of the Corn with its new Zombie Preparedness Center, a move that appears to have upset some of the undead.

The advocate group Zombies Unite is endeavoring to educate the populace, and I appreciate the following Q+A I found on their new site:

Q. Do Zombie’s have to dance whenever they hear Thriller?

A. Absolutely not.

The Zombie-friendly campaign is from Bozell.

By the way, Bozell was founded in Omaha in 1921 (in case you find yourself playing an advertising trivia game).

About David Burn

Fired up to write it down. Co-founder and editor of AdPulp. Chief storyteller at Bonehook, a guide service and bait shop for brands.