Have you seen the new Hummer ad where the mom drives her boy to his first day at his new school? Mom is worried, but the kid is not. He jumps out and casually walks past all the gawking students. He even manages a “Whazzup?” But the kids barely notice him. They are all drooling over his mom’s truck.
So, if you want your kid to be safeguarded from bullies drive a Hummer. It creates instant respect, or street cred, and if any punks get out of line, you can always rev the engine and threaten to run over their parent’s puny little cars.
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