BENTONVILLE, Ark. — Wal-Mart Stores Inc. confirmed Wednesday that it fired several executives but would not detail the reason.
“Three company officers were terminated for failing to follow internal company rules,” spokeswoman Mona Williams said. Four other workers who were not at the executive level were also terminated for failing to follow Wal-Mart rules, she said.
The terminations occurred over the past several days, Williams said.
The Benton County Daily Record newspaper reported in Wednesday’s edition that among those let go was Jim Haworth, executive vice president of operations for the Wal-Mart division.
Or then again, maybe they were sharing hotel rooms. wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Nudge nudge.
Two Wal-Mart employees procreating? I don’t know how you define that other than imbreeding.
Now two Target employees procreating – that’s the start of a new line of designer genes.
Two Target employees procreating is illegal. They are both under 18. Regardless what kind of designer genes they’re wearing.
Wait a minute-the last time I was in Target, I couldn’t find ANYONE to wait on me. Maybe the were in back removing their designer genes and procreating. Now I see. It’s part of the grand plan. Today, Target’s back room, tomorrow the whole shopping mall….