You may have noticed the zombie craze sweeping the land. In response, Westlake Ace Hardware, a chain of 88 neighborhood hardware stores located in the Midwest, is preparing citizens of the Corn with its new Zombie Preparedness Center, a move that appears to have upset some of the undead.
The advocate group Zombies Unite is endeavoring to educate the populace, and I appreciate the following Q+A I found on their new site:
Q. Do Zombie’s have to dance whenever they hear Thriller?
A. Absolutely not.
The Zombie-friendly campaign is from Bozell.
By the way, Bozell was founded in Omaha in 1921 (in case you find yourself playing an advertising trivia game).