Yes, I Want Chili Cheese In Between The Keys Of My Powerbook

I love Wi-Fi. It’s great to surf the net anywhere you want.
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But I can’t understand the appeal of bringing in your Powerbook to a Krystal, which is offering free Wi-Fi access in all of its stores. Unless you wrap your laptop in some sort of protective compu-condom, it sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Krystal is the South’s version of White Castle. It’s the greasiest place on earth. And I mean that in a good way.

About Dan Goldgeier

Dan Goldgeier is a Seattle-based freelance copywriter with experience at advertising agencies across the U.S. He is a graduate of the Creative Circus ad school, and currently teaches at Seattle's School of Visual Concepts. Dan is also a columnist for TalentZoo.com and the author of View From The Cheap Seats and Killer Executions and Scrubbed Decks.