Twitter Is So Fresh We Don’t Know How To Cook It

Faris Yakob went to Oxford. I imagine that’s where sentences like these come from:

The fact that you can microbroadcast phatic affection enables the formation of larger number of weak social ties. Or something.

I can’t pretend to know what it means. But I can ask Faris, or you, for an explanation.

About David Burn

I wrote my first ad for a political candidate when I was 17 years old. She won her race and I felt the seductive power of advertising for the first time. Today—after working for seven agencies in five states—I am head of brand strategy and creative direction at Bonehook in Portland, Oregon.