The Direct Route To Creative Hell

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About David Burn

I wrote my first ad for a political candidate when I was 17 years old. She won her race and I felt the seductive power of advertising for the first time. Today, I'm the founder and creative director at Bonehook in Portland, Oregon. We bring integrated marketing solutions to our clients in healthcare, human services, real estate, fashion, outdoor recreation, and food and beverage.


  1. “They don’t know why they like it, they just do”
    ’cause it’s not just a brand or a product…
    it’s a LOVEMARK, baby!!!
    I want to see Bob Bly and Kevin Roberts on non-Celebrity Deathmatch.

  2. Yes! That’s advertainment.
    My money’s on Roberts in the first.