The Fake Tucker Carlson Doesn’t Wear Socks

Every year, tens of millions of socks mysteriously disappear. The phenomenon creates social, economic and personal psychological problems that create an untold burden on society.

That’s where the Laundered and Orphaned Sock Society (L.O.S.S.), an advocacy group funded by GE Center for Advanced Laundry Studies, comes in. Let’s hear from the experts…

Just in case this campaign for state-of-the-art washers and dryers flies over anyone’s head, offers this disclaimer: L.O.S.S., its members, the GE Center for Advanced Laundry Studies and the associated organizations presented here are purely fictional entities. They were dreamed up by some very strange people who, while seemingly smart and charming, may be somewhat disconnected from reality.

About David Burn

Native Nebraskan in the Pacific Northwest. Chief Storyteller at Bonehook, a guide service and bait shop for brands. Co-founder and editor of AdPulp. Contributor to The Content Strategist. Doer of the things written about herein.

  • HighJive

    Embarrassingly awful. Another shining example of digital agencies’ inability to deliver decent creative ideas.