USA TODAY provides a list of Super Bowl ads, complete with a one-line synopsis for each.
Some of the spots don’t sound too good.
Ameriquest: Patient’s family walks in on medical misunderstanding.
Budweiser: Sheep is a big fan of big game.
CareerBuilder: Chimps celebrate strong sales quarter.
Gillette: Five-blade razor is a top secret until now.
GM Hummer: Monsters marry and have a Hummer baby.
Michelob Ultra Amber: Touch football gets ugly.
Paramount: Ads promote Tom Cruise’s Mission: Impossible III.
[1st Quarter Stats]
- Crispin Porter’s “old Hollywood” Burger King spot. Mildly humorous in an over-the-top fashion. But where’s the flame-broiled burger?
- Fed Ex caveman spot. I like it. Best spot so far. It dramatizes the brand promise in a smart, memorable manner. Love the line about Fed Ex not being invented yet not being an acceptable excuse (for not sending the package via Fed Ex).
- Diet Pepsi’s “brown and bubbly” P. Diddy spot. Catchy tune that fans can sing along with.
- (3) Bud Light spots. Sophmoric humor is alive and well. No surprise there.
[2nd Quarter Stats]
- Caddilac couture. Escalade as fashion icon. Whatever. It’s a truck.
- Dove’s self-esteem campaign. Great message. Good to see during the testosterone fest.
- Ford’s Kermit the frog spot for its new hybrids. Interesting approach–if you grew up watching Sesame Street, buy Detroit green.
[3rd Quarter Stats]
- Fabio’s Nationwide Insurance spot. A gross way to say time flies (so you better buy insurance).
- Hummers little monster. Clever and dramatic, but strange, maybe even a little disturbing.
[4th Quarter Stats]
- Emerald Nuts. Winner of the “We’re weirder than those other nuts!” award.
- HeresToBeer.com. Preaching to the choir in this context, but the spot delivers an effective, believable message–that beer is the universal beverage.
This year’s commercials were uneventful through and through, with only a few bright spots, which is hard to understand on some level. When you have 90 million viewers paying attention, you better have something to say. Go Daddy, a firm that made a bang last year with their Congressional hearing spoof, had nothing coherent to say this year. What a waste.