Starship Song Butchered By Coffee Hacks

Having recently moved to a small town, I suppose I ought to feel lucky that we have a Starbucks (I don’t). After all, I’m hopelessly addicted to espresso. I won’t bore you with my anti-Starbucks rhetoric in this space, but I will redistribute this vitriolic post from Gawker.

As if their complete domination of New York City

About David Burn

Native Nebraskan seeking the perfect pale ale in the Pacific Northwest. Copywriter and brand strategist at Bonehook. Co-founder and editor of AdPulp. Contributor to The Content Strategist. Doer of the things written about herein.

  • darby

    I can’t take it. So many terrible feelings…rushing, fast, to my brain. Please, turn it off…
    I was not aware that an already pathetic, god-awful song could be butchered to make it even worse, but it is obvious that Starbucks is just the group to do it.
    Like I needed one more reason to not go there.

  • Danny G

    Yow…that is painful to listen to.
    That song was used in a commercial a few years back “we built this business…” something or other.
    If you’re going to borrow a rock song, don’t make it the one voted “Worst Song of All-Time” by Blender magazine and VH1.