1. Where can I keep my SPAM Singles when I’m not eating them?
There is no right answer here. SPAM Singles are like snowflakes, and each will have it’s own special place in our hearts. Try a bookshelf, or in your pocket, or behind the TV, or even under your pillow. If you are not sure, stare intently at your SPAM Single. Eventually, through positive mind actualization properties, you will know where to put it.
8. I didn’t know that SPAM came in single slices. What should I do now?
Remain calm. That’s the most important thing. Secondly, use the power of your brain and imagine how your life will be changed. Go easy at first, because this is a delicate matter that could easily blow your mind. If you need to relax, make a sandwich. A SPAM sandwich!