P+G Goes Beyond “Beyond Lame”

Another fake blog has reared its hideous head. This time P+G is the culprit. I understand, and can even sympathize with clients wanting to jump on the blog bandwagon. But please, will someone from the agency sector please help these clueless marketers do it right? Wrting tripe is not doing it right.

Posted by “Rose” at sparklebodyspray.com:
I am SO into poetry these days. It was, like, the rap music of the ancients, you know? Of course, not all poetry rhymes…I mean, those Greek guys wrote books of it like the Odyssey by Homer (I love the part about Helen of Troy being soooo beautiful that they started a war over her). They made a movie version last year called Troy starring Brad Pitt (yummy!!). Anyhow, lately I’ve moved from Greeks to great Americans like Robert Frost. He was such an individualist, you know (not like all of those clones at school

About David Burn

I wrote my first ad for a political candidate when I was 17 years old. She won her race and I felt the seductive power of advertising for the first time. Today—after working for seven agencies in five states—I am head of brand strategy and creative direction at Bonehook in Portland, Oregon.