PETA Pleasers

These fools want to change things that have seemingly always been. Good thing they have the powers of identity, branding, pr and web design at their disposal.
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For centuries, rats have been maliciously and unjustly impugned as evil, disease-ridden vermin, shunned by society and deemed unworthy of our respect…our love. But now, The Great Pointed Archer Society is putting things right!
Our society was founded by concerned animal lovers with the mission to mend the distorted, and ignominious image of this fury little mammal. Our first order of business is to eradicate the name rat from the popular lexicon when referring to this most misunderstood city-dweller. (Today, the word rat is associated with everything from knotted hair to picket-crossing Union scabs to petty criminals and snitches.) These damning definitions continue to blemish the already tattered image of sigmodon hispidus.

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About David Burn

Native Nebraskan in the Pacific Northwest. Chief Storyteller at Bonehook, a guide service and bait shop for brands. Co-founder and editor of AdPulp. Contributor to The Content Strategist. Doer of the things written about herein.