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New Device Converts Nebulous Energy Into Tangible Results

May 4, 2006 By Leave a Comment

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TELSTAR LOGISTICS UNVEILS MODEL 442 SHAREHOLDER VALUE GENERATOR
Designed to provide stable, seamless solutions in any environment, the Shareholder Value Generator converts hybrid media energy into robust and scalable output. The impactful results quickly pay off where it matters most — on the customer’s bottom line.
Patents pending. NSFW. Batteries sold separately.
[via OnSquared]

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I wrote my first ad for a local political candidate when I was 17 (she went on to win her race, and I felt the power of persuasive copy for the first time). Today, I live near Portland, Oregon and spend my days building brands for companies that matter.