Make It All About Me

There have been a lot of creative uses of eBay of late. People have been auctioning off their names and their bodies (as human billboards) to advertisers. Here’s a new twist.

My name is Jellio, and I write for a blog called, proclaimed by almost all our writers to be the greatest pop culture blog on the net. We’ve been around for about six months now, and the response has been amazing. At this point, you might not call us wildly successful, or even moderately succesful. The thing is, we have huge potential.
Now here’s the deal…if you win this auction, I will write about you (anything you want*) for FIVE DAYS STRAIGHT!!! That’s right, I will post five articles about you, or any subject you wish, once a day for an entire week.
The YesButNoButYes traffic is consistently in the 1,000 – 1,200 visitors a day range. THAT’S LIKE 10,000 VISITORS OVER THE FIVE DAY PERIOD. And when you take out repeat traffic, we’re sure that’s still at least 50 or 60 people that will see your stories.
So go ahead…make your day.
*Please nothing violent or crazy or anything…don’t go all Jeff Dahmer on us.

About David Burn

Co-founder and editor of AdPulp. I wrote my first ad for a political candidate when I was 17 years old. She won her race and I felt the seductive power of advertising for the first time. I worked for seven agencies in five states before launching my own practice in 2009. Today, I am head of brand strategy and creative at Bonehook in Portland, Oregon.