How Much Will You Fork Over For “Wanky Juvenile Sounds”?

I’ve been meaning to put together a post on MySpace’s move into the retail music space. But I just couldn’t muster the interest. Until George Parker woke me from my slumber with his acerbic wit, that is.

The new MySpace Music Store will feature excruciatingly bad MP3 downloads of really fucking awful music from hot band wannabees at prices set by the individual bands, and can you believe this… There will be 3 million of them! All or nearly all of whom are unsigned musicians with no industry affiliation. Which means every garage band nightmare will now be able to pollute the Internet with their wanky juvenile sounds. Is this how the Internet will destroy the business model of the recording industry? Or is this how the Internet will destroy your eardrums? Probably both.

Here’s another piece of the story no one seems tuned into. iTunes provides MP4 files. MP3s, which MySpace will sell, are inferior files, by comparison.

About David Burn

Native Nebraskan in the Pacific Northwest. Chief Storyteller at Bonehook, a guide service and bait shop for brands. Co-founder and editor of AdPulp. Contributor to The Content Strategist. Doer of the things written about herein.

  • Spike Jones

    “All or nearly all of whom are unsigned musicians with no industry affiliation.”
    Thank god. These are some of my favorite bands. Does he really think that we’re better off letting the record labels pick and choose what we listen to?

  • David Burn

    Hey Spike,
    Good point.
    Which bands are you diggin’?

  • Nancy

    George sounds as if he singing the tunes of the Chorus of Elders.