Get This Man A Handler

Paul Hamm gets to keep his gold medal, an Olympic panel ruled today. But seeing Hamm speak on TV is a real buzz kill. Someone get this man a handler.
You don’t stand there in front of the world and say, “I knew it was mine all along. I’m glad the judges finally agreed. Now I can put this all behind me.” Dude.
Say, “I leave it all on the mat every single day and that’s the only thing I care about.” We’re talking Wheaties box here.
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About David Burn

Native Nebraskan seeking the perfect pale ale in the Pacific Northwest. Copywriter and brand strategist at Bonehook. Co-founder and editor of AdPulp.