Future Brand Managers Have Field Day

Chicago Tribune has a sobering report on a party that got out of hand at The Field Museum. Turns out, the perps weren’t 8th graders from Cicero, they were students at Northwestern University’s Kellogg School of Management.

Kellogg spokeswoman Megan Washburn confirmed that…
“Students were vomiting on themselves and on the Field Museum floors.”
“Students were spitting at people.”
“Students passed out in high-traffic areas.”
Museum spokeswoman Nancy O’Shea said neither the museum nor any exhibits were damaged during the party.

To which an aspiring MBA and future titan of American business might say, “No harm, no foul.”

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  1. Let’s hear it for our future clients!!
    Before they puke and shit all over our work, they gotta get some practice first, I guess…