Fake News Keeps On Keepin’ On

Promiscuity claim lands LYNXjet Mostess in hot water.
Allegations of flirtatiousness and promiscuity with a male passenger are just some of the accusations being levelled at LYNXjet “Mostess” Lola Allegra.
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It is alleged that in September of this year, Miss Allegra had invited a male passenger, Mr. Michael Williams into the on board spa bath with her and a co-worker. Mr. Williams, after accepting the young lady’s proposition, then experienced a mild heart attack and is now suing the airline.
We managed to track down the embattled airline staff member who seemed in surprisingly good spirits and was dealing with the situation with “a broad grin”.
“Look, I was just doing my job. It’s no different from any other flight,” she said. ”I liked Mr. Williams and I think, if he hadn’t got sick, he would have enjoyed the fullness of our in-flight hospitality.“
Miss Allegra lists her hobbies as clubbing, boogie boarding and the study of Victorian poetry between the years 1863 and 1895.
[via Adrants]

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