Caption It #18


About David Burn


  1. Pinocchio soon realized that, no matter how he might change his appearance, once he fell in with “Black Setember” the Mossad was sure to catch up with him sooner or later.

  2. The mask was pain; the sex, unbelievably bad. But no one ever said being an elephant fetishist would be easy.

  3. Apple introduces the iCinema.

  4. Wherever she went, Big Bird’s illegimate love child always knew she would never escape the scorn and ridicule.

  5. (illegitimate)

  6. Carl LaFong says:

    Dejected, Larry realized that he would never make the Mummenschanz Olympic team.
    (God, I suck at these things.)