Bill Green’s Phat List Of Beefs

George Parker is the most pissed off ad blogger we know, but Bill Green can get peeved too.
Here are some selections from his list of “12 or so things that bothered me this year.”

2) Cellphones + drivers.
3) Chillabrations, ‘Fash’-ons and anything blinged, pimped or ‘phat’-ted.
4) No Geico cavemen sitcom.
5) Non-drunk racist celebrities who aren’t really racist.
6) Drunk racist celebrities who aren’t really racist.
7) Drunk with power world leaders.
8) Change agents, rock stars not named Slash and new media cheerleaders.

Do any of these resonate for you? They do for me.

About David Burn

Co-founder and editor of AdPulp. I wrote my first ad for a political candidate when I was 17 years old. She won her race and I felt the seductive power of advertising for the first time. I worked for seven agencies in five states before launching my own practice in 2009. Today, I am head of brand strategy and creative at Bonehook in Portland, Oregon.


  1. I bow at the alter of bitter that is George Parker.