Bag us our next client and you're hired.

Before you count your chickens here are a few things you need to know.

1. It’s no joke. Zipatoni is a promotional marketing and advertising agency and we’re always on the hunt for our next big client. That’s where you come in. Break out your Palm Pilot, cell phone or if you’re old-school, your Rolodex, and get busy making a connection. Bag Zipatoni our next client and we’ll make you an honorary member of the Zipatoni family, and it’s an honor that comes with perks.

2. It’s not what you know, it’s who you know. Generate a meeting between Zipatoni and a new prospective client that leads to real new business and “You’re Hired." Take home a $100K salary, head out for a night in Zipatoni’s flame-adorned, vintage Cadillac company limo, cocktail with friends at the überhip Zipatoni bar, and take the rest of the year off. It could be the easiest $100K you’ll ever make.

3. All leads must be submitted to yourehired@zipatoni.com – leads submitted by any other means will not be accepted.

4. And, when we say leads, we don’t mean your best friend’s coffee shop or tattoo parlor. Zipatoni is a full-service promotions and advertising agency and we work with clients like eBay, Energizer, Jim Beam, Motorola, Home Depot, Maytag, Majesco Entertainment, White Castle, AOL, Splenda and Hallmark.

5. OK. Let’s see if you’ve got the chops, connections and ingenuity to land Zipatoni our next big client.

Note from the "legal bullshit" attending this offer: New business must generate $5,000,000 in net income for Zipatoni. So the agency's $100K offer is 2% of the minimum qualifying ammount.

Thanks to Agenda Inc. for the pointer.

April 7, 2005 by david burn | Permalink | 3 Comments