Americans Are Crying Fowl In Nationwide Wings Shortage

Breaking news…Chicken wings are in short supply.

As you can see from the above video footage, Kraft Foods–the conglomerate based in suburban Chicago–admits, at least in part, responsibility for the shortage.
David Ervin, Brand Director, Kraft Salad Dressing, says, “Authorities have informed us that samples of our best tasting Ranch ever have been leaked to the public. We understand that when it’s combined with wings, will-power seems to disappear. We apologize if this has contributed to the shortage.”
On the eve of a wings-eating event like Super Bowl 43, I don’t know that Ervin’s explanation or regret will appease the nation.
[via Steffan Postaer]

About David Burn

I wrote my first ad for a political candidate when I was 17 years old. She won her race and I felt the seductive power of advertising for the first time. Today, I'm the founder and creative director at Bonehook in Portland, Oregon. We bring integrated marketing solutions to our clients in healthcare, human services, real estate, fashion, outdoor recreation, and food and beverage.


  1. wow. that is lame.

  2. kraft should stick to bad commercials and stay away from bad virals.

  3. It actually was a decent attempt for them… until that horrible marketing-speak kra(p)ft quote towards the end.
    Then it became shite.